So after over 9 months, I've decided to update my page.  What would cause this chinaman to do such a thing?  Well today I am going to speak of something that hits very close to home, and I'm sure does for many of you folk out there.  Yes, I need to speak about......

.... office toilet etiquette.

At least on the male side of things, it boggles my mind to the degree which this common sense etiquette is not followed. 

First, there's absolutely nothing worse than sitting on the can, listening to someone else walk in, use the urinal nearby, only to be immediately followed by the sound of the door again.  Fucker didn't even go near the faucet.  To compound problems, I CAN'T TELL WHO IT IS.  Now this faceless sicko is running rampant through the office likely touching objects that I will eventually grab/press/touch/sit on in the near future.  This has happened on more than one occassion and makes me wanna wrap myself in saran wrap every time I use anything in the office.

Second, I don't understand people that partake in a numero uno in a stall with the toilet seat down.  I'll admit, there are some sharpshooters out there that have earned the right to refrain from bending over to lift up the seat.  But then there are others that really have no business even using a toilet to pee at all... stick to the urinal you aimless wonder.  At least have the decency to make it look like you made a feeble attempt at wiping the seat rather than leaving it all out there as if to mark your territory.  Nasty.

I've met nearly everyone that works in my office and they all seem like normal, well adjusted people that maintain some ordinance of cleanliness so I've had difficulty unearthing potential suspects.  As it is, the pee bandit(s) are still unknown. 

I have no idea if the woman's side of thing is equally nasty, but I don't think I'd wanna find out.  Ignorance is bliss as they say.

I've already spent far too long on this, and most of you probably think a) I'm a retard or b) I've got too much time on my hands and I'm here to confirm that both are true.  But regardless, this had to be said and goes out as a friendly warning to all those that work in an office amongst unknown pee bandits.

Ok, see ya'll again in 9 months.

Time for a good ol' fashioned update... it's exam period which means I've been tucked away in the library for the past week and will continue to crawl into whatever dark holes I can find at Robarts for the next two weeks.  I just need to make it through this last gauntlet of tests and I can go back to killing my brain with idleness. 

Okay, so the common question this time around is 'what are you gonna be doing this summer/fall?'  Bah, as of now, I have no idea.  Sure, I'm graduating soon, and sure I have a whole future I must start planning out, but lets be real... the important topic right now is this:

O.K, so these noodles look nothing like the ones I ordered last night, but it's the best I could do at 4 in the morning. So after some late night crammage, five of us good ol' commerce folk ventured out to Destiny... the two floor one. Carmen and I were feeling brave and each decided to get the extra spicy noodles. Let me tell you, it's like a burning inferno of lava. Yes it causes numbness. Maybe even partial blindness. I'm still waiting on the impotence test...*looks down* everything is still in good order for now... even a day later, my non-Asia weathered stomach is still feeling the effects of it. But you know what?

That shit tastes good.

I wouldn't recommend it for the faint of uhhh.. mouth? but if you like your noodles spicy, there's no better option then this. My mouth is watering like crazy just thinking of that mind numbing sauce.   

Also a memorable moment of the night, JLeezy kicking Mooty to the ground. AHAHAHAHAHAHA You beat up a girl! What's next? Gonna steal candy from babies? 

Okay... hungry.... so eat now.

Holy crap, it's another entry only days after my last one.  What's the special occasion?  It's 5am, I have class tomorrow at 11am and I can't sleep.  In fact I'm pretty much wide awake despite lying in bed for the past hour.  Chalk that up to going to bed at nearly 6am the night (err.. or day) before + an hour and half nap at night.  So now I'm bored with all my roomates asleep and my msn list a wasteland of people dreaming of sheep.  Hey.. that rhymed.... asleep.. sheep.. hahahaha... ha... okay I'll stop.

I saw The Ring 2... booooo-urns.  Slow, boring, and definitely not scary.  Ha, I wonder if there's a screensaver with a picture of that well the girl crawls out of... now that would be freaky.  Moral of the movie: don't watch The Ring 2.

I also saw House of Flying Daggers... I definitely recommend the movie to everyone.  Has enough good ol fashioned kung fu goodness for the guys and a sappy love story for the girls.  The moral of the movie:  don't take advantage of blind people... because they will eventually kung fu you to death.

After a chat with the folks tonight, my plans for the summer are still a little hazy, but are more concrete.   Still haven't decided if I'll spend the majority of it in the T.dot or go back and chill in Moo-town.  I'm sorta leaning towards the latter right now since I'm 99% certain I'm gonna be in T.dot (or at least in the vicinity) for the long haul whether I go back to school or get a job.

Hmmm... listening to Omarion - I Wish... catchy song. ; )

Random news and notes.....

I'm graduating in a couple months which means I'll be unemployed.  Please feed me.

Heh, as of last Christmas, there was only two things I wanted and I ended up with neither before the 25th even rolled around.  Though 3 months later, I finally received (or probably more correctly, achieved) one of the two.  As for the other thing, I'm just trying to forget about it.

Must... stop.. playing... bust-a-move..and.. tetrinet.  Why must you two be so good to me?

Hmmm.. lesee what's currently playing.... Nas - Just A Moment, Game - Church for Thugs, Dirtbag - Here We Go, Omarion - I Know, Xzibit - Get Your Walk On, Papa Roach - Take Me, Game - Hate it or Love It, 50 Cent - So Amazing, Ciara - 1, 2 Step, 3 Doors Down - Not My Father, Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Houston - She Is... and many more.. but those seem to be getting the most play time.

As odd as it feels to say it, summer break is just around the corner.. less than 2 months away.  So what are YOUR plans?  Seems to me that a lot of people are planning extravagant trips all over the world.  I still want to go to Europe but that possibility is slowly fading away due to me needing to make as much money as possible this summer.  Otherwise, I hope to stick around T.O for the majority of the summer, soak up some rays, and just get some real relaxing done.  Gonna do it up bum styles.

Haha, some random link that might offer minutes of fun:

www.faceanalyzer.com

I just thought this would be a funny read... it's a chat log between me and Huan:

Osiris:   what did duan do to you
Justin:   lol he touched me
Osiris:   awww
Osiris:   that's bad
Justin:   man his assignments are hard
Osiris:   let me touch you more and give you an A
Osiris:   let him
Osiris:   not me!
Osiris:   lol 
Justin:   LOL
Osiris:   typo
Justin:   AHAHAHAHA
Justin:   uh huh
Justin:   worst typo ever
Osiris:   i know
Osiris:   damn
Justin:   i see what you're really after

Lol, that makes me laugh every time I read it.

Aight, that's it for now... until my next update months from now....

peace

3 tests.

Within 6 hours.

Yay.

If you're wondering why I didn't get one of them deferred, it's clearly cause I'm a big stupid over-achieving moron who thought he could pull through.  Remind me to kick my own ass tomorrow night... god knows I'll probably be drunk enough to do it. 

Do I get anything if I collectively get 100% between the 3 tests?

*bends over*